please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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