you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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