I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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