On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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