Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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