a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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