i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i think i have herpe
just one?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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