I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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