Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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