So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
