And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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