He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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