Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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