hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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