If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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