Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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