o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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