Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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