i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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