Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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