Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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