is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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