return my video game
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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