4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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