Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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