What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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