As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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