question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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