just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Sorry about my life...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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