I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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