are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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