Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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