Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She told me I should be a condom model.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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