people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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