she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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