T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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