Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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