Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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