our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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