Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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