its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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