you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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