omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
