I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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