are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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