You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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