4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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