if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
When did angry sex become our thing?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
