so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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