At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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